Heat

Heat Jokes

Text

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Corner

If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.

Butt

How do butts stay cool in the summer?

They stay in crack conditioning.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

Rapper

How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Car

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Camel

The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"

"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."

"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"

"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."

"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"

"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."

"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"

Fire

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.