I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.