How can you tell an anti vaccine kid
It's only got 10 hours to live
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Doctor , Doctor, I feel like a pair of Curtains ! what 's wrong with me! calm down calm down Just pull yourself together
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
Son: Daddy,Why this red soup is so much sweet? Because your mother had diabetes
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says, "I have some good news and bad news."
So the patient says, "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies, "I have had to amputate both your legs." So the patient says, "Well, what is the good news?" The Doctor replies, "I have found someone to buy your slippers."
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he's all right now.
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Doctor: You're as healthy as a horse! Jimmy: That's great! Doctor: A horse with cancer.
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital. b/c estava malito :)
