Harley jokes

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?

I’m bone to be wild!

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The location of the Dirtbag.

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.

The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.

In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.