yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry
A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...
orange orange orange knock knock orange orange you happy I did not say orange again
So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that..”
Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class. And then he said, "Hey you donkey." I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you. And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular. Sorry
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
I love having fun
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and a tree 🌳 can not walk
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Happy new year 🥳
What time do you think 🤔 dogs 🐶 are not happy 😆? Bulldogs
What did one ☝️ cat 🐈 say to the other? Happy 😃
I’m happy to be with my ea when I go to school
Luigi was dying had two sons Bruno was handsome but Alberto was ugly He said Maria tell me is the is Alberto my son Yes Luigi his wife said and he died happily Wife said thank God he didn’t ask about the other one !!
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
