Joke

Yo mama so ugly that when she was little, she had to trick or treat by phone.

Yo mama so ugly that when she acted out in Star Wars, they didn’t give her a costume.

Yo mama so ugly her face is closed on weekends.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped your grandma!

Yo mama so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly that nudists pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mama so ugly that when she goes to the strip club, people actually pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mama so stupid that when she goes to the dentist, they lay her face down.

Yo mama so ugly that when she goes to her therapist, they make her stare at the wall.

Yo mama so ugly she has to do job interviews while she is facing the wall.

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry.

Yo mama so ugly she is the reason that it takes Earth 364 days to orbit around the Sun.

Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason the dinosaurs died.

Yo mama so ugly that she is the reason SpiderMan wears a mask.

Yo mama so ugly not even Bill Cosby would sleep with her.

Yo mama so ugly that not even Scooby Doo could solve that mystery.

Yo mama so ugly that when she has a conversation with someone, she needs to look away.