Habitat jokes
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
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Meme for today
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
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Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
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