How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Habitat Jokes
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.