Habitat jokes
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Community talk
When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more