Habitat jokes
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Community talk
When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more
Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more