Habitat jokes

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

How does a penguin build a house?

Igloos it together.

What does a gorilla attorney study?

The law of the jungle.

How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!

Where do rabbits sleep?

In the junkyard outside.

Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.

What is the difference between a tree and a school?

A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.

What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?

Panda-monium!