Habitat jokes
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!