Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Habitat Jokes
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
