Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
