GUI jokes

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

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Hi, my name is Unknown Guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week!

Thanks, leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in Google Forms or own the website.

Hint: Pictures of woman.

Btw, for men only!

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Hey guys, I have a question.

Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?

同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"