Can you guys check out my joke, please?
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Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
GO GO GO!
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy something... and I saw a little boy and he said "hello," so then I passed by him and he said "hi," and I was like "hi nigga," and he said, "um, just wondering something... I mean I like jokes, but what is dark humor?" And I was like "umm🤔.. it's like 🤔🤔...like you see that guy without legs? Tell him to stand up"... and he said "I'm blind nigga" and I said "exactly homie"... aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
