GUI Jokes

Website

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Autism

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

Man

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

Boyfriend

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Loner

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.

Jesus

Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.

So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby

Guy

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

Ass

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Brother

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

Game

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Guy

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

Roast

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

Bar

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

Group

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

Kid

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(πŸ˜”πŸ˜žπŸ˜”πŸ₯Ί. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.