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Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler

Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy yeh me neither

I met a homeless guy named Rich

He wasn't

My friend said “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal” that was also the same guy who said https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63c5695bb0eff9f8dfe953e2/in-my-science-class-we-were-watching-a-video-and-for-no-reason-at-all-it-started-talking-about-black-lives-matter-and-my

Guys we should stop doing orphan jokes their parents will be wait......... continue

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!

Peace out!!!! <3

Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts

Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)

There was a orphan once and someone knocks on his door and said "hello son come and hug me" but the orphan says "excuse me who are you?" and the guy says "you dont remember me im your dad" and then the orphan says "fine then if your really my dad, come inside and let me asked you some questions" and the man says "ok then but i am really your dad" then the orphan asked some questions to the man and the man gets some of them right so the orphan believes that the man is his dad and then the orphan says "you really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house and the orphan has a room mate and the dad and the orpahn finally get to then bedroom and then the dad knocks out the orphan and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan / son and the room mate hears weird noises in the orphans / sons room and he walks in and see them having seggs and the room mate records it but then kicks out the dad out f the house and then the room mate shares the video to the orphans school chat and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce and everybody at the orphans school call him gay but he really isnt but since he was mad and disgusted he pulled a AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

Btw this is a joke so dont take it seriously.