Guardian jokes
Like if you know an orphan.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).