Guardian

Guardian Jokes

Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.

So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.

the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre