New Guardian Jokes

In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.

Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.

Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.

Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.

Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.

Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.

Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.

Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone but only one is home.

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.

Like if you know an Orphan.

I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.

What does the " f " stand for in orphan?

Family

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan

if your adopted your actually wanted

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name only the dog comes back.

the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre

What should you never say to an orphan?

Your Mom

Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven

what makes a child an orphan?

their parents left the for good :D

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.

So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.