What did the Teacher say the the orphan
I am calling your parents
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Do you know why orphans dont have parents ? Because no one rasied you
If you punch and orphan they can't do anything the can't tell their parents
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
If you ever get mad just punch an orphan what are they supposed to do tell there parents
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Why can't orphans go to field trips
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If you ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?