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Rept after me shut up ;shut up; I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i used to hate foot fungus, but now its growing on me

bully:shut up me:i dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i thorth up

what a nice man xx

Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?

Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS

your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite

My Boyfriend was just
arrested for growing weed.....

The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!

One day, i was just chillin, being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing. Then it hit me.

What were pual walker last words

Hey that trees growing

Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES

i wanna be a firefighter when i grow up

4-year-old Hazel Park boy fatally
mauled by pit bull, mother
hospitalized
Frank Witsil
Detroit Free Press
Published 9:28 am. ET Oct. 30, 2019 | Updated 11:18 am. ET Oct. 31, 2019
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What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers

Your balls are growing to big that they will pop like a balloon 🎈

this meme had me thinking

INTERESTING CONFUSIONS
1.Can you cry under water?
2.Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3.Why don't birds fall off trees.
when they sleep?
4. Why is it called building
when it is already built?
5. When they say dogs food is
new and improved, who tastes it?
6.If money doesn't grow on trees,
why do banks have branches?
7.Why does round pizza come
in square box?
&Why doesn't glue stick to its
bottle?
Crazy world isn't it?

My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.

WHEN YOU SLAP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER
AND HE STARTS TO CRY.

Juice wrld died a legend, making these jokes wont get you anywhere. Grow up

One day, a girl was showering with her mom, she pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)". The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied:" In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."