Grocery shopping jokes
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.