Grocery shopping jokes
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
I went to the store, and yeah...