Grocery shopping

Grocery Shopping Jokes

Dad

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

Fridge

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Discount

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Discount

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Emo kid

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!