Grocery shopping jokes

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.