Greediness jokes
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
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Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
