Greediness Jokes

Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!

This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail

A full shot of a Godzilla figure with a very long tail, the figure is dark gray with red spines, standing against a red background. The long tail curves in the air.

I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.

So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.

Greediness Jokes

Chromosome

Tail

This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail

Oyster

Plane