Government Agency jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
Man, I hate the government.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Labor party.