Government Agency jokes

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.

NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts!

What does NASA stand for?

Not Another Strong Astronaut.

What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?

One of them says their prayers five times a day.

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

Don't steal. That's the government's job.