Government Agency jokes

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

What does NASA stand for?

Not Another Strong Astronaut.

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts!

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.

What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?

One of them says their prayers five times a day.

Don't steal. That's the government's job.

Man, I hate the government.

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

Labor party.

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.