Government Agency jokes
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What does NASA stand for?
Nose and smelly astronauts.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.