Government Agency jokes

What's up?

A rocket from NASA.

OMG SO FUNNYY!

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."

What does NASA stand for?

Not Another Strong Astronaut.

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts!

How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.