Göring jokes
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
WJE iceberg
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Community talk
Hi @matt, there's a user named @rapboat who's been absolutely trolling the absolute shit out of this fucking website. I am wondering if you can permanentley ban him, and ban all his alternative accounts, such as @rapboat2, @rapboat3, and @rapboat4, and @cheeseburger. Here is why I think he should be perma banned: -He has doxxed many users: He has sent photos and posted photos of may people without their permission s… Read more
Yet another reason why we clearly need more moderators. People are posting gore and porn shit and nobody’s here to stop them. “Oh we only need one more and that’ll be good for now, the rest we can figure out later.” Yeah, fat fucking chance. Either do your fucking jobs or we’re getting new mods.
hiiiii mods or @matt, a lot of the users on this site have been very annoyed about the user called rapboat. https://worstjokesever.com/@rapboat
he has been constantly harassing members, calling people offensive things and making fun of people’s cultures such as posting offensive photos directed towards people who celebrate ramadan. he has also been harassing users who do not like the same things as him and is genera… Read more