Göring jokes

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.

Why did Hitler lose the war?

Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.