Playboy jokes
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
Memes
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Why did Playboi Cartiβs partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
Why isnβt there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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We officially got playboy carti i ak music before gta 6
playboi carti is the best rapper of all time
Flatbed freestyle is the only good Playboi Carti song