Playboy jokes

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?

She was ape-ril!

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!

Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

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