What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
RIP Harambe.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
