I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to go check my garage, it’s all good bc I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food
i was going to think of a good amputee joke... but i’m stumped.
Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
Not a joke , but hears a good workout ig , situps 50 , push ups 40 , squats 30 doe 5 sets.
"What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you."
