Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
What kind of dogs do miners like best
Golden retrievers haha get it
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
Iron man is just a golden retriever with a red background
Foxy is red, Bonnie is blue, And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball. receiving golden showers from other black team mates.
the golden state, more like your mums state...
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily rhe Husky were talking at Bob's jouse Lily: Bob do you think I'm fat? Bob: No Lily, of course not! Your just a little husky!!!! Lol Golden Retrievers are funny.
GWEN IS BACK, FRESHFRY IS BACK, ADDISON BANKS IS BACK.... THIS WEBSITE IS COMING BACK TO THE GOLDEN AGE!!!
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe, I said why do I need this she said that you every year.
I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts :Friend " Your jokes are to short" Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden." :Friend "Your such a ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum." Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum, it's always because I always glitz" :Friend "at lest I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
