What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
Gold Jokes
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.
For 20 seconds.
And only once... :(
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
