How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
what do u call a gold digger? a miner
i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet....
for 20 seconds...
and only once.... :(
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s red gold and blank in los Vegas.
Tupac
What do call a girl with no legs...Sarah What do you call an olympic gold medalist skiing... not Sarah
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."