Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it
Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
what's a cows favorite newspaper? The Daily M0Os oh my frcikig god cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account
So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God. It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate. Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so called “rise in teen pregnancy.”
Why God did create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people, and less fun.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.
have you seen my uncle. Jesus:i have God:me too
If we can't say god in vane why dose he get to.
God you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
god sent to the principles office for giving a blind kid sun glasses and said dont let the sun damage your eyes.
If I was God my parents would be anethesists.
What did god say when he created the first black person? Behold, this specimen of divine integrity
OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!
What is God’s favorite candy?
Jesus Pieces
roses are red violets blue i thank god im not as ugly as you
Race car backwards is race car but if you turn race car sideways that’s how Paul walker go sent to gods inbox
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped
