Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan? The orphan said I’m going to tell my mom Bully:I wanna see your mom Narrator:at that moment he new he messed up
This was my friends joke he wanted me to post;)
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
