(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Your hair line go so far back it looks like will smith slapped it
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Ur forehead and hairline are like friends they go way back
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
