Go Through jokes

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.