A salesman rings the doorbell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
what is white and sticky ???? GLUE
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Let’s stick together
what do you call a train that carries glue? a glue glue train!
someone eats glew and tells the other, "Sorry, cant stick around."
looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
some people call them glue sticks but they"re blue sticks
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What is brown and extremely sticky.......A stick
A happy mother : " Why is your sister so quiet!?!, AND HOW DID YOU GET SUPER GLUE STUCK ON YOUR PENIS!?!"
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
glue is sticky
hahahahahhhahaha
i put a glue in a man :)
Yo momma so fat she glues together rags as clothes.
So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
