Glue jokes
I put glue in a man :)
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Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.