Gluing jokes
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
Memes
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Community
“Bye bye friends, I’ll be back“ Well I’m back! Sorta. I’m not leaving tho so don’t get your dick in a twist lmao but I am going to be on less, sorta like what Ethan does. I will go back to being on normally down the line but for now I definitely need to shorten the amount of time I’m on here. I’ve been slacking in school to be on here and I need to get my priories in order. But I can’t leave fully because I am glued to this site and I love you guys(well most of you) no homo. Thank you for coming to my Ded talk.