Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
i bet when ya take a bath they give you the whole pool, no, better yet, the ocean
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the mothervoard
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say, when little boys walk away? Give into me-hee-he.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged did not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
😴 🛌 ⏰️ ✋️ If a gay male is married to a well-endowed physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up do he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up? Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob job to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged? A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged, would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of a asshole
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
yo mama is so fat they had to flood the superbowl to give her a bath
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me? He didn't give me any. I was made by the devil.
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
why couldn't the horse give out a speech? option one: horses can't speak at all option two: his voice was a little *hoarse*
