A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
a man sees a girl crying and asks her whats wrong the girl replied everyone keeps making fun of me. you should tell your parents i replied back the girl started crying even more thats when i got confused and left the orphanage
If a girl says no twice 🤔. Mathematically that’s a yes , so you’re good to go
1. why did the teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? because they can't get even 2.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
GIRL: wanna come over to my house ORPHAN: i have to ask if my parents come home
Why can't a leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls it's all inclusive b&b.
(Girl) Do you ever blink? (Doll) (no reply) (Girl) you look like a mannequin!!! (Doll) ( no reply)
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught, having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
Why do girls wear classic rock t shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique
I ask the emo girl if she got jealous if her phone die.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
DH: What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart? A: What? DH: Chidori. :)
-Dark_Humor
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy ?
Because momma never raised no pussy .
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after
