Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Y does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls r too clever for him.
A guy told a beautiful girl "hey I want to make love to you if I throw 2000$ when you go to pick it up that's when I'll go is that okay?" She called her husband and he said "okay but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down" Four hours later she shows up to her house and tell her husband "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS"
Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didnβt have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didnβt think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, βso when will I dieβ? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
girls : π*Period*βοΈπ Men : πΏ*Growth*πΏπΏπΏ
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
Boys are like minis
girls are like big pots
Minis always come first. don't think about sex boys, be men
How do you turn a cat into a fish
Tell your girl not to wash down there
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
