Geology jokes
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
I am a volcano.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.