Geology jokes
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.