why was the mounten in love with the volcaneou, because the volcaneou was hot
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I am a volcano.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
Geology rocks!
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.