Geology jokes
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I am a volcano.
Hi stone, I'm watching.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Rocks rock and crack!
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.