why was the mounten in love with the volcaneou, because the volcaneou was hot
I would call Slade DENSE, but that would be an insult to ROCKS
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I am a volcano.
Hi stone, I'm watching.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Rocks rock and crack!
What can a rock possibly say?
Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
Geology rocks!
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
