Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
Rocks rock and crack!
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.