Genre jokes
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Two sentence horror stories go.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.