What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Whats the favorite Song of an Emo? Chain Hang Low
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
