Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Gay Jokes
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
You big gay.
Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Gay is gay.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Hoyt is gay.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
