Whatβs one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy thatβs straight!
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.
Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever ππ
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.