Gay

Gay jokes

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

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  • Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

    Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

    What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

    Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

    A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

    What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?

    A gay guy that’s straight!