Gay Man jokes
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!