What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go βwhoot whoot.β
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
A king ordered to executed a gay man. The gay man came and he said "please don't behead me have pitty". King replied " I will have pitty because I will implale you lets you enjoy your last moments".
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
how did the gay man die? homicide
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.