Gay Man jokes
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go βwhoot whoot.β
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
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A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!