Gay Man jokes
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.