Gas Prices jokes
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
on god
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
Community talk
Remember that a few years ago we had low gas prices low taxes and low crime, non of these things happened after Biden got in office now a war started we are doing nothing about it and gases are skyrocketing and the weird part to me Ukraine was about to join nato yet now we are not helping them.