Gas Prices jokes
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
on god
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Community talk
Remember that a few years ago we had low gas prices low taxes and low crime, non of these things happened after Biden got in office now a war started we are doing nothing about it and gases are skyrocketing and the weird part to me Ukraine was about to join nato yet now we are not helping them.