Game jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"