What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.
What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.
From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.
With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.
The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.
Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.
But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.
Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.
So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.
So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
