Game jokes
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.