Game jokes
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Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
GTA 6
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.