How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls
Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarter back
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?...... That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand
What if Game-of-thrones and Harry-Potter -Antagonism had a child? Coldemort!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and CHEEK
Roblox Brookhaven be like
ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex
What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
