How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
Game Jokes
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
