Game jokes
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Why did the football player go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.