Game jokes
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥