What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
Incest. A game the whole family can play
making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless mans throat
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg
Rape jokes are not funny
Look at my name by the wayđ
âGuys! Letâs hang out after school!â Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common? CANCER! Jks they are both fun to laugh at.
Whatâs New Yorkâs favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
Whatâs an orphans favourite game Catch
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
âWanna play the rape game?â
âNo!!!!â
âThatâs the spirit!â
Whatâs the difference between a Baby and a watermelon.
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to
What games do monks play a lot?
AMONK us.
Why isn't there a ballpit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun, and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
(wow two pregnancy jokes in a row)
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup
And I asked him what he is doing
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if i bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits
Me: Erm................Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. Your gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
