What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?
One of them get picked.
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Orange you glad to see me?
What is the post man favorite fruit water-mail’in
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?
Ma rio
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avaCODo.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana Dang girl you are so appealing😙
Why did the banana like the movie Because it was apeeling
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
What do you call a sad strawberry 🍓?
A blueberry.
I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"